The Holy Empire of Eastern Blud Norithovan is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its digital currency, complete lack of prisons, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.284 billion Eastern Blud Norithovanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern Blud Norithovanian economy, worth 167 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,821 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, and Eastern Blud Norithovan City Preparatory School for the Exceedingly Wealthy's basketball team is having a few off-years. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Blud Norithovan's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eastern Blud Norithovan is ranked 23,790^th in the world and 82^nd in Concord for Safest, scoring 111.88 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.